3/27/26

Porto: Our Flat, Our Neighborhood, and Initial Thoughts

So the reason we're in Porto as opposed to Lisbon is I took a trip here with a group of fabulous people four years ago all around Portugal, and while every town had its own unique charms and plusses, pretty much every one of us decided we liked Porto the best.  Again, part of it is that hard to describe "vibe" thing. For me, it's also that aspect of being on/near water - that speaks to me. So when I decided to check out Portgual as a possible retirement option, Porto is where I decided to look first.  And I'm digging it.  Yes, even with this hateful little brat trying to harsh my buzz with his outrageous and shitty behavior, I'm digging it.

Our apartment is small but clean and well situated (pics below). We are in the Bolhao neighborhood, in the Batalha area right around the corner from a very picaresque chruch (pics soon) on a small alley/street that's quiet outside of the occasional cawing seagulls (more on THOSE bitches later!). Less than 10 minute walk from the bridge.

Bolhao is a great neighborhood I would consider living in as it's centrally located, has a great mix of local and "tourist" stuff, lots of shopping and eateries, multiple plazas, vibrant and lively without being crushingly crowded, etc.  I love just being out and about. There are multiple subway/metro stops/lines within a less than 10 minute walk, multiple bus lines, scooter and bike rental apps, and the city is served by Uber.  It's clean and safe. 3 different supermarkets nearby, a good sized mall with a mixed food court (American and local stuff), the famous, large Bolhao Market, the famous Majestic Cafe, etc, etc, etc.

As mentioned, our apartment is small - mostly coz it's what I could afford in an area in which I'd be interested in living. Modern/re-done and clean, washing machine (pretty much every apartment you rent outside of America it's expected you have a washing machine), etc.  I'm definitely paying more than in Mexico or Ecuador.  This one-bedroom is about $1,200 a month, BUT is furnished and includes all utilities, good/fast internet, AND weekly cleaning.  So still less than what I'd be paying in Oklahoma for a similar set up.  Better weather, too, needless to say. More on that as we're here longer and experience it.

We're also on the top floor of a four floor building. Walk up. So we're getting exercise, lol, but also no upstairs neighbors and have a decent enough rooftop view.

Below are pics of our place. Coming soon: more on food - including prices and options, the weather, the people, the seagulls, etc.











3/10/26

Thoughts on Princess, How it Ranks Compared to Other Lines, and the Idea of Retiring on a Cruise Ship

So with this sailing, I've now sailed with 10 different lines (if you count the two river cruise lines), and my macro take away is that each line has its pros and cons, with many having one particular "stand out" area, and that often depends on which ship you're on, how new it is, etc.  The exception is, of course, Disney, which is superior in most every way. But then you get what you pay for!

For Princess, what stood out was the size of the cabin. I was worried about doing a 26-day transatlantic in an inside cabin, but since it was free, I didn't have a choice. Luckily, this was the largest inside cabin I've ever seen and - BONUS - a separate closet area with tons of hangers (that's right, Sheri Rand - TONS of hangers!). So Princess ranks #2 in my updated list for the cabon category (click HERE to see my previous rankings and to note how Princess "fits" in the various categories). It also had the largest TV I've had on a cruise, and a TON of free movie and TV show options.

After that, like I said above, most everything else was simiar to a degree. Like most cruise lines - and I don't know why this is - it's hard to get them to cook breakfast meat (bacon and sausage links) to a level I like. I don't need it burned, but I also very much do NOT want it medium rare. Alas, too, their orange juice and iced tea was shockingly bad. A bummer when those are among the main complimentary beverage choices. However, they had the BEST oatmeal cookies I've ever had (soft!), their pizza was really good and available from 10am - 9pm, the ice cream was good, and the food overall was generally good. A little heavy on the seafood for my taste, but plenty of other options always available. So for food, I'd rank them 4th with NCL, MSC, and Carnival.

Entertainment was mixed. The shows were nothing special, but I didn't see a lot of them. They do have the best pool collection I've seen, with a good size outdoor AND indoor/covered pool, along with another small one at the back of the ship, AND a medium sized one in the spa area that all ADULTS ONLY could access. Bonus!  Plenty of jacuzzis.  Decent amount of deck games, a family room with skee ball, air hockey, a nice collection of games & and books in the library (due to length of cruise, I was able to read EIGHT books - see my upcoming post in book group!).  Overall, I'd rank them 4th again with the bulk of cruise lines for entertainment and 3rd just above Royal Caribbean for amenities/things to do on the ship - maybe even a tie for 2nd with MSC.

Speaking of entertainment, this guy below won the 80s trivia even though I was a team of one. Snagged a bottle of champagne I didn't even end up drinking. I also won (surprise!) the Disney trivia, but graciously donated my champagne to the runner up.

As for ship style/maintenance, I'd lump them in with all other lines at 2nd behind Disney. For staff/service, I'd put them 3rd with all other lines behind Disney and Avalon - again, yet to be on a ship that really sucked at this. They did have one of the least impressive Atriums I've seen. Barely 3 decks high.

Finally, even though it was free for me, in general their pricing is mid range, so they'd probably rank around 4th.  Their wifi is a tiny bit pricier than average, their shore excursions definitely seemed higher, and they never had spa specials, so they might even rank 5th behind Royal Caribbean.

Other notes: I was pleasantly surprised at the number of kids on board (pleasantly surprised for DJ, that is), athough DJ made more friends in the leg after Barcelona (AND had his first kiss our last night of the cruise! awwww!). Their "medallion" thing in place of key cards was convenient (esp. after we got watch-style bands to put them in) and also allowed you to find where your cabin mates were. Nice to travel across the atlantic with gradual time change (1 hour every other day, basically). While a typical amount of relatively low level, typical Karen behavior, no extreme stuff, thank god (the least Karen behavior I've seen on a cruise, interestingly, remains on Disney - the theory being everyone is too happy to be dickish!)

Finally, you may have seen my rant about their big mistake re: visa requirements for Brazil, but to their "credit" (ba dum dum, tish), they did give every sailor (not just cabin) a $200 credit for the mixup, so we were able to get wifi a few days, the medallion bands, some souvenirs, sodas, photos, etc. Fair enough.

There was a bit of a moment during the 7 day crossing where I was a bit "over" being on the ship all the time, but DJ didn't want to EVER get off, and at the end I didn't either.  Again, there's something to be said for having someone clean up after you every day, cook all your food, serve it, and clean up affter, and so on. Get off most every day in a cool new city and explore. And so on.  So I THINK I could retire on a cruise ship, and if I waited until 70, I might even could maybe afford it combining my SS and savings.  I priced it out and here's the comparison - note the VALUE definitely makes it worth it.

Right now if you worked it/planned it well, you could live on a cruise ship for about $3K a month.  I did a Google search and these are the AVERAGE monthly prices for an individual in the U.S. (obviously certain areas of the country will be lower or higher on some of these things):

Studio apartment:                                                                                $1700
Food (groceries - double this if you eat out a lot):                         $300
Utilities (electric, gas, cable, etc.):                                                     $350
Transportation (car payment, gas, upkeep, insurance, etc.):      $750

So for "bare necessites" it's a push, BUT when you add in the "value" it's not even close:

Monthly gym membership (to be able to go whenever you want):        $75
Daily maid service (minimum, per month):                                                 $500
Personal chef making all your meals every day, per month:                    Thousands
Travel between cities and hotel costs in same, every month:                   Thousands 

Definitely will be giving this some more thought! lol