4/26/13

Story Competition - Help Choose My Entry!

Okay, so I wanna enter this little nerd contest for this MMO game I'm playing online.  The folks playing are a pretty broad audience, and will be voting, so looking for feedback on which of the two short stories I should submit.  The only rule is the story be 500 words or less and use the following ten terms from the game:  colony ship, revolt, island, alliance, farm, silver, architecture, wedding, culture, and spy.  Oh, the deadline is April 30th for submission, so anyone who has time for feedback, please vote:

Both stories are barely one Word doc page long, so more of a challenge than I thought it'd be.  Anyway, here is story #1:



                “Colony ship!”
                David and Billy both turn to look at James, Billy’s older brother.   James rarely says two words together.  He hardly ever really talks at all in front of David, actually, and when he says anything, it’s usually just one random word, barked out at no one/nothing in particular.  You could never meet his gaze, James.  On account of him being an autistic savant or something like that, and with a kind of Tourette’s thrown in for good measure.  And while he didn’t swear much, when he did bark out his words (or the rare word pair), he made them kind of sound like a swear word, if you know what I mean.  I ask Billy, “Did you tell him we just started a unit on the Mayflower colony ship?”
                Billy hit pause on his Xbox controller.  “You know what?  I didn’t.” 
                We both look at James, who, of course won’t look us in the eye.  He just kind of rolls his head like a blind person.  Only he can see.
                “Gold!”
                Billy says, “I think it was just random.”  I’m not so sure, and I say so.  Billy rolls his eyes, “Come on, David, what do you think he snuck after us to school like some kind of”
                “Spy!”
                We both look at James again, and I know both our mouths are hanging open.  Then Billy kind of shakes his head and says, “He’s done that before.  Finished someone’s sentence.   But we still don’t know if he knows exactly what we’re talking about.”
                “It’s kind of weird,” David murmurs, looking at James out of the corner of his eye.
                “Come on, dude, you’ve known him for three years now.  Get over it.”
                “Architecture!”
                David sort of shakes his head and scoffs.  “Whatever.”  He and Billy go back to the Xbox, but David continues thinking. Man, three years, he’s right. But he still creeps me out.  I mean, I feel sorry for the guy, and all, but still.  Especially since he won’t ever say my name even though I know he knows it coz Billy says he uses all his family’s names and sometimes even talks with them.  But all I ever hear is “Farm!”  “Alliance!”  “Island!” And it’s annoying coz you want him to explain if they mean anything.   I mean, why does he pick the random stuff he does?  And what about like today with us at school starting on the Mayflower….it’s like that time his older sister came home from college and was going to tell Billy’s family she was getting married and James said “Wedding!” right when she was getting ready to tell and NONE of them knew besides her and she started crying and said James ruined her surprise and he didn’t even seem to be aware.  It’s creepy.
                It’s later.  David is leaving.  He and Billy played for another two hours and all David heard from James was, “Revolt!” and “Culture!”  David is jogging across Billy’s lawn.  He lives right across the street from, and is already thinking about what he’s going to eat when he hears, incredibly, coming from James, “David!”  And he turns to see the drunk driver bearing down on him.

And here is story #2.  



“When’s the Colony ship?”
                Mr. Gold swivels, cocks his head.  “The same time it always does, Mr. Silver, why do you ask?”
                Mr. Silver chitters, rubbing his nose with glee.  “You’re so easy, Mr. Gold!  We better hope the other colony doesn’t have a spy!”
                Mr. Gold makes a clicking sound.  “Hah!  Those uncultured swine!  As if they even have the brains to have a spy!  Why, have you seen their architecture??  So amateurish!  Why I…..I….”
                When he sees that Mr. Silver is chortling with glee, Mr. Gold realizes he’s been “had” again.  Mr. Gold did not like to be “had.”  He lifts his head up to look down on Mr. Silver.  “I think maybe it’s time you went back on Farm Detail, don’t you think, Mr. Silver?  Get some sun?
                Mr. Silver sulks.  Mr. Gold struts off.  “Make sure the Colony ships out shipshape, Silver!”  Mr. Gold laughs his way down the corridor.

* * *

                “I’m late for the wedding, I’m late for the wedding, ” mutters Mr. Mud as he scrambles down to the large room, already filled, a ceremony in full swing.  Mr. Mud mutters more as he settles in at the back.  “Why we all have to view this ceremony is beyond me.  I could be busy working my way up the chain!” 
Others around Mr. Mud show, by their body language, they are unappreciative of Mr. Mud’s mutterings.  Mr. Mud is undeterred.  “I could be working my way up the chain.  I’m a good worker.  I could be a Nickel.  Maybe even a Copper.  And if I was a Copper…”
A nearby Nickel hisses, “Hush, Mud!  We’re here for a wedding.  Not to listen to your mutterings.”  Ms. Nickel turns huffily back to the ceremony.
Mr. Mud mutters more mutely.  “And if I was a Copper, I bet I could find a nice Silver girl to marry.  We would form our own alliance – like our queen up there with that guy from the other colony.  I think he used to be a Mud!  The queen seems to have a taste for the worker bees.”  Mr. Mud paused.  “Sometimes I feel like we’re ALL ‘worker bees’.”
Mr. Mud was morose. “I’ll never make it to that island in the sky,” was his last mutter.

* * *

                “Revolt???” hissed Mr. Copper, and then wiped at his face.  He was honored to be friends with a Nickel, but this particular Nickel, well she was something else!
                Ms. Nickel natters on. “It’s the perfect time! Their guard is down because of the wedding.  They won’t suspect anything because they think others will be cowed by the new Colony Alliance!  I can be on the throne before anyone knows what’s happening!”
                Mr. Copper was confused.  “Is that actually, logistically, possible?”
                Ms. Nickel does not respond as she is suddenly drenched in stinking fluid before bursting into flames.  Literally.  As does Mr. Copper.  And Mr. Mud and the wedding party.  And Mr. Gold and Mr. Silver.  All are in flames. The entire colony.  All because a young boy who discovered an ant hill was bored.

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4/15/13

The "Ace in the Hole" that confirmed my job choice

Let me start by saying that, contrary to popular belief, I seriously considered both of these jobs. With the absence of either offer, I would have been VERY happy to take the other with very little to no hesitation. But, truth be told, I have to give a shout out to Joan Lambert Bailey who was the first one to make me seriously consider the Peace Corps job. Although I was genuinely undecided initially, when I posted my blog seeking feedback, I was still a somewhat strong lean towards Disney.
However, Joan made particular note of the length of contract difference/job stability aspect, which made me think about it more (up until then, I had only noted the difference—partly because I assumed I’d renew at Disney or move up in the company), and she of course noted the large difference in salary (as did others).

But when I did sit and think about five years versus one year, I quickly realized I have never been anywhere five years, jobwise.  Further, when I realized that 5 years ago I was still living in Hawaii and Kyle was just a Junior in High School, I quite naturally wondered if I am even capable of doing one job for 5 years – esp. a job in a really harsh climate with something like 60 days out of the year where it’s not below freezing (thanks for finding that tidbit, Brian Fikes!).

Thinking along those lines also made me think about my age, and as much as it pains me to admit it, I will be turning 50 this year. I didn’t like the idea of finishing a job at around age 55-58 and looking for another – even if it was in the State Department. I just don’t see myself as State Department. material. I'm too lippy (looks of shock from the audience). And then, coincidentally, one of “Flaming Liberal” buddies, Bill Senger, noted: "If you're over 50, you're already on the downhill run of life. Time becomes more valuable than money. Do what you love." And while money has never been a big deal for me, my mother did remind me I have to think about retirement.

And THEN, my brother Danny made me stop and think about how much money I could leave Peace Corps with if I lived comfortably, but frugally. Depending on 5-8 years, I could leave with anywhere between $200K - $400K. THAT did make me seriously consider it, but then I went back to what Bill said.

Another thing that swayed me is the weather, and I have to thank my friend Brian again for reminding me how big a deal that is to me. Don’t get me wrong, I am not looking forward to the hot, humid summers in Guangzhou, but those endless, brutal winters, year after year after year after year, etc. Ugh. Yes, I dealt with that in Leninogorsk, but part of what kept me going in PC was realizing my time was limited. That I only had one more winter, one more month, etc. to endure before going home. Would the prospect of 2-3-4 hundred thousand dollars be enough to “sustain” me? Not sure, but I also didn’t want to “lock” myself in to a 5-year contract, only to find myself hating it after 1-2-3 years.

Plus, I figure by the end of the 5 years I would be working in Mongolia, I would be running one of the Language Centers in China, with a longer-range goal/hope/fantasy of landing a job with Disney in Paris, where I will end up retiring.  :)  And even if it turns out I don’t like Disney after one year, I’ll have a TEFL certification (courtesy of Disney), which I could then take any number of places to teach. And with the Disney name on the top of the resume, coupled with PC at the bottom, that should open a lot of doors. In that scenario, I would gradually work my way west, teaching in places like Thailand, Malaysia, eastern Europe, etc., before--again--ending up retiring in Paris.  :) 

While I also wanna give my friend Freddie McKenna a shout out for making several good points, as well, I was, finally, particularly struck by another “Flaming” buddy, Marilyn Richardson, who said after reading my initial blog post about this, “What I hear is that your experience with the PC, plus friends from those days, lead you to want to be sure you give Mongolia the fairest consideration possible, out of loyalty and a certain sense of familiarity. But, you are more enthusiastic about being in China, learning Mandarin, and seeing how far Disney can take you.” And that kind of sums it up.

Still, because of that loyalty, I decided I needed one more good “new” reason to go with Disney/China – esp. after so many folks made so many good points about taking the Peace Corps job. So after “ruminating” on it some more, I came up with a final “ace in the hole” reason for choosing Disney: I often have a lot of anger. This may come as a shock to some who don't see my near-constant Facebook rants, especially as I play most of it off, and vent a lot more of it to myself. And almost all of my “anger” is related to political and religious stuff (my mom recently asked me why I “hate” on religion so much).

Anyway, working at Disney—at least initially—I will be forced to be cheerful.  :)   And even as much as I kvetch against unruly children (thanks for that reminder, Greg Cundiff!), that doesn’t mean I don’t like them. I find most kids cute, fun, often-wise-beyond-their-years, etc. But, yes, admittedly, when they’re acting out I’m over them. I mean, who isn’t?   Who really enjoys being around bratty children outside of my saintly sister-in-law Amanda?  :)  I just have to look at that as one of the “downsides” to the job. The PC job would have had much different “downsides,” primarily the financial work – boring budget planning and oversight, wrangling with HQ for the needed funding, applying for and reporting on federal money ( always a nightmare), etc. And yes, I would gut that up and chalk it up to one of the downsides of THAT job, but I wouldn’t still be smiling, trying to teach/entertain kids—and I am hoping/assuming these children will be, generally, better behaved than their American counterparts. I will be reporting back if this is not so, believe me.  :)

Also, I am hopeful that being away from America's dysfunctional political system and religion-infested society, will help keep most of my anger in check.

So one final shout out/thanks to everyone who provided feedback – I can honestly say that it was very helpful and I am very appreciative of ALL those who took the time to read my blog post, listen to me whine, provide feedback, etc. You are all cordially invited to come and visit me in Guangzhou when I’m settled (oops, still Canton to you whiteys like SueLin Poh – who I STILL don’t know what her “vote” was!).  And, remember, free trip to Hong Kong Disneyland is included, thanks to my Disney Silver Pass (don’t hate, Freddie!).

4/11/13

Game on: Disney vs. Peace Corps!

So after a year of gnashing my teeth, rending my garments, and pulling my hair (soon to be gone) over job offers – or, rather, lack thereof – I now have two “dream job” offers I have to decide between by Monday. Looking for feedback from folks that know me, or know China, or Mongolia, or Disney, or Peace Corps. A little info./details/pros & cons: Job #1 is with Disney, teaching English in Guangzhou. Disney China started in Shanghai in 2008, teaching English through games, music, and storytelling (featuring Disney characters of course!) for kids ages 3-12. They’ve since expanded to about 30 sites in about 10 cities. I would be a teacher, with a one-year contract. I get a review after six months, can extend the contract if we’re both happy with each other, can transfer/move up within Disney, etc. Job #2 is with Peace Corps, working as the Dir. of Mgmt. & Ops. in Ulan Bator, Mongolia. The job is basically second-in-command to the Country Director and has admin. oversight of the post/volunteers. I would get a 5-year contract, with the possibility of another job in PC, or extending my Mongolia job, for another 3 years. After that, I have “non-competitive” status for any federal job but can NOT continue working for Peace Corps. Some of the pros & cons are obvious. The Peace Corps job is more money. While I won’t be hurting at Disney, and in fact will be paid 3X the national average salary, it’s still a teacher trainer/low rung on the totem pole. And a plus/minus for living in Ulan Bator is I most likely won’t have a lot of options to spend a lot of money so could save a fair amount. Climate is a big thing for me, and this seems to skew towards Guangzhou. Although I can deal with extremes of cold better than extremes of heat, Ulan Bator is, naturally, just more extreme period. The winter is very very cold and very very long. On the flip side, Guangzhou has a humid, hot summer which I don’t really like at all. But the extremes of Ulan Bator aren’t there. Travel is a big thing for me and may ultimately be the “tipper.” From Guangzhou, I am a scant 2-hours away from both Hong Kong and Macau. Hainan, China is also very close. More importantly, just 3-5 hours by plane takes me to Singapore, Vietnam, Malaysia, the Philippines, Thailand, and more. While there are still some cool places to see in Mongolia, Russia, and China (Japan is probably a wash for both), still not as many as from a launching pad in Southern China. The companies themselves are close to a wash. As many of you know, I am a Disney freak (when she found out I got an offer from Disney, my sister said, “OMG, that’s like the mother ship for you!”), and it is EASILY the ONLY for-profit corporation I would ever consider working for. I heart Disney big time, and one of the “perks” of working there is that I get a Disney Silver Pass! :) On the other hand, I have an understandably strong affection for Peace Corps, as well. Not only was my volunteer experience with them one of the “high points” of my life, having that on my resume opened a lot of doors for me later and gave me a leg up on interviewing for jobs; so, to some extent, I feel a sense of obligation to PC. The jobs themselves are very different. With Disney, I would be teaching young children English, it would be much more physically demanding, having to be “on” to teach/entertain these kids. The PC job is mainly administrative work similar to what I’ve been doing for some years at the mgmt. level in various non-profits. Of course I do have the option/possibility of moving to an admin. job within Disney later on. Both bring their own challenges, but the PC one would probably be MORE of a challenge overall, which is actually kind of a pro for me. I like/need a challenge. At the same time, there will undoubtedly be challenges “a plenty” at Disney, so this may be a wash. So what am I missing, or not considering here? Which job do you think I should take and why?? Help! Check out Ulan Bator: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulan_Bator Check out Guangzhou: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guangzhou